Pain in the Boss!
So what is with these bosses?
Do they like take a vow before signing their promotion letter. I think they so do. And I so know that the letter reads the following:
"I,whatever my name is, vow that now that i have had the opportunity to become the boss. I plan to switch on my "Bitch" mode and leave it on for the rest of my f***in life till i get atleast 3 out of 5 of my employess to commit suicide. I also promise that apart from pretending to work, I shall also sit and come up with different schemes of mental torture I could use on my staff. Push them so over the edge that they have nightmares about coming to work each morning.
At every second I shall peer over their shoulder and breathe down their neck so the chances of them having a heartattack at the age of 22 is possible. I shall ensure to call after every 15 minutes on their day off and then finally coerce them to come in to work in the second half of the day. Additionally, would reject their leave applications atleast 6 times before i decide to give the green signal as I would test the creativity of my staff as they would display in the many ways of begging.
Also, I would take care of their physical health by making them do all the menial jobs of making the tea/coffee and filing. The office boy is way too precious to perform chores like these.
To give myself that extra sadistic pleasure I would have to make sure that they never get more than a grade 3 in their yearly appraisal. Bonus is considered a taboo for my employess as now I shall take their share.
Last,but not the least. I pledge that after performing the above activities,this would surely make my fellow workers's life a living hell!!! And now i announce myself as "THE BOSS!"
Yup, I'm sure.. this is it!How? exactly... how?, dear reader, do you bloody deal with something like this.
And mind you, with this category, you simply can't argue. They have a knack.
Whatever it is, all I know is that i need to change my job....FAST!
Uh oh! That won't be too difficult, think she just read my blog-the promise abt breathing down the neck remember-think i'm going to be fired!
She calling me now...right, i need to change into my waitress uniform, wants me to run down and get her a sandwich.
Sigh! the work blues!! Help me somebody!
Do they like take a vow before signing their promotion letter. I think they so do. And I so know that the letter reads the following:
"I,whatever my name is, vow that now that i have had the opportunity to become the boss. I plan to switch on my "Bitch" mode and leave it on for the rest of my f***in life till i get atleast 3 out of 5 of my employess to commit suicide. I also promise that apart from pretending to work, I shall also sit and come up with different schemes of mental torture I could use on my staff. Push them so over the edge that they have nightmares about coming to work each morning.
At every second I shall peer over their shoulder and breathe down their neck so the chances of them having a heartattack at the age of 22 is possible. I shall ensure to call after every 15 minutes on their day off and then finally coerce them to come in to work in the second half of the day. Additionally, would reject their leave applications atleast 6 times before i decide to give the green signal as I would test the creativity of my staff as they would display in the many ways of begging.
Also, I would take care of their physical health by making them do all the menial jobs of making the tea/coffee and filing. The office boy is way too precious to perform chores like these.
To give myself that extra sadistic pleasure I would have to make sure that they never get more than a grade 3 in their yearly appraisal. Bonus is considered a taboo for my employess as now I shall take their share.
Last,but not the least. I pledge that after performing the above activities,this would surely make my fellow workers's life a living hell!!! And now i announce myself as "THE BOSS!"
Yup, I'm sure.. this is it!How? exactly... how?, dear reader, do you bloody deal with something like this.
And mind you, with this category, you simply can't argue. They have a knack.
Whatever it is, all I know is that i need to change my job....FAST!
Uh oh! That won't be too difficult, think she just read my blog-the promise abt breathing down the neck remember-think i'm going to be fired!
She calling me now...right, i need to change into my waitress uniform, wants me to run down and get her a sandwich.
Sigh! the work blues!! Help me somebody!
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